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[evowhisperer]

"Each of your Eggbabies has a built in computer which registers the amount of care-- or lack of care-- it's given. These readings will determine your grade. As you can see the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions in need. It's your job to fill those needs."   How to: ✦ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom. Others will reply ✦ Congratulations, the two of you are now in charge of an Eggbaby. You can pretend it's for class or, for those who aren't in school, you can assume the baby is some sort of important mission. It is your job to take care of and keep the baby happy. If you drop the baby, you fail. You can not turn it off. Remember, this is a joint effort. This is a very important assignment that determines if you pass/fail the class or save the world. ✦ You can RNG a number between 1 and 8 to find out what kind of situation you're in. ✦ Good luck! Options: 1. Other plans. You had other plans but now you aren't sure if you can do them because of this baby. Try to convince your partner to do you a favor or else you'll have to drag the baby along with you. 2. Broke baby. Something is seriously wrong with this baby. It won't stop crying no matter what you do and you really wish this thing had an off switch. 3. Lost baby. What do you mean where's the baby? Don't you have it? Wait, you mean, you don't? FU-- WHERE'S THE BABY?! 4. Perfect baby. Your baby never cries. In fact, it doesn't really do much of anything. Wow, this project sure is easy! . . . Dude, it keeps staring at me. 5. Not my baby. This isn't your baby but you're watching it for a friend until they get back from that super important meeting. They've been gone all day and you hope they'll get back soon. 6. Twins. You're taking care of your baby and someone else's baby. (bonus option: you're taking care of another baby and another and another and another. . .) 7. MY BABYYYY! What the hell did you do? Your baby is broken. You've failed your assignment. Maybe you can put it together and no one will ever notice or try to steal someone else's baby. 8. Crack baby. Roll again, combine prompts, or make up your own scenario. ( code。)

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[evowhisperer]

*At least he's learning fast: the blanket is suddenly gathered and wrapped around the egg-shaped bundle, and Cesar gently rocks the two back and forth for all he's worth. The screams keep coming, though they're a little quieter now. Even so, he has to still raise his voice when he calls out,*

Boy, does this bring back memories.

[pineapplesalmon]

[And that's one of Caesar's other reasons for so readily agreeing to this. Memories of a happier time. He could use the reminder.

Although Caesar had gone rigid himself--although not quite as rigid as Cesar, having expected it--he relaxes as Cesar tends to the Eggbaby. He starts to grin again.]

I'm pretty sure Rex was louder than that. At least, that's how I remember it.

[He's moves a bit to the side so he can watch Cesar do what he can to calm it, although the baby is probably going to fuss for a while. Amazing what you can remember when you really need it. Rex hasn't been this young in over ten years from his perspective. ]

[evowhisperer]

That's how I remember it too. That baby always seemed much closer to actually shattering our eardrums than this one just did.

*He winces as the baby lets out another piercing wail, but can't bring himself to really resent it. As painful as the memories it's waking are, they're more sweet than bitter.*

*A few beats pass as the 'baby' fusses, whimpering. Cesar looks down at it, apparently lost in thought. Wait--not lost in thought, he's giving his alternate a sidelong look that has a rather suspicious number of volumes behind it, actually.*

How much do you think Nautilus would appreciate it if we upgraded the baby to an optional setting of complete vocal realism?

[pineapplesalmon]

[Caesar laughs at that suggestion.]

There was nothing in the rules about not altering the baby's abilities and behaviors. I do think optional would be best, especially if it can be switched on prior to having Rex babysit.

[Revenge: the best part of your baby brother growing up that you can subject him to the same things he subjected you to over the course of his childhood.]

Hmm. Perhaps we could make him fussier as well in that alt mode? It'd be more realistic.

[evowhisperer]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

How was it that this egg baby needed to be cleaned again? *Peers down at it, though he doesn't move it this time.*

[pineapplesalmon]

With a damp cloth. [The grin turns more evil.] That means it'll have to sense moisture! We can make it so he doesn't like baths in his alt mode...

[evowhisperer]

Looks like our little brother is about to have one steep learning curve.

*Cesar sits down in the nearest chair, still rocking the almost silent egg-baby in the crook of his left arm.* Do you know yet if we can access the wireless interface with the networks we already have up?

[pineapplesalmon]

Excellent. I'll make sure to set the nanny cam.

[It's official: the elder Salazar brothers are evil incarnate. Rex will never know what hit him.]

No idea. [Caesar grabs another chair and sits near Caesar and the eggbaby.] Dana's Earth is farther ahead than us in terms of technology, but I don't see it being an insurmountable obstacle.

[evowhisperer]

*Rex probably should've seen it coming, in all honesty.*

I'm sure we'll make it work. The technology and overall coding shouldn't be too wildly different, and in the mean time it will be a good opportunity to observe technologies not from our world.

[pineapplesalmon]

Sounds like a plan to me.

[Caesar is a bit proud of himself. For once, he's getting his other self to just have fun. Too bad about Rex, though, but he'd survive.]